5 Ways to Party Safely: College Party Edition

5 Ways to Party Safely: College Party Edition

Homecoming Week, Spirit Week, New Years

Hell every Saturday Night if you can afford it just be safe

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1) Get Lit Legally

No one has time for drinking illegally. Plus there is a good chance you’ll ruin the party if you get caught.

Take your own charge if cops ask where it came from.

Channel Your Inner Law and Order: Remember Plausible Deniability


If you are drinking do not leave your cup. Use a napkin & scrunchie to put a ‘lid’ on your cup. Or use a tumbler that hopefully DOESN’T have to live up to its name


2) Fuck the Club Up!!!!

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Slay to the Gods but don’t meet Her. “Hoes don’t get Cold” Is a derogatory phrase used to indicate that women who wear ‘slutty outfits’ in bitter cold weather ‘don’t feel the temperature’ so as to not ruin the outfit with a proper trench and touch-screen mittens

Inside Edition did a story on a woman who received amputations because her friends did not ensure she made it inside her home.

The woman who was quite inebriated at the time, passed out unconscious and succumbed to hypothermia and frostbite.

6 Lit Ways to Stay Safe

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Word to the Wise: Know the forecast and dress warmly if needed

3) Go Home Safely

  • It’s A Party?- Party ONLY with Real Friends – People who laugh at you while you vomit out your brains aren’t your friends. Real friends: snatch the bottle before that happens, or hold your head/hair when it does/ don’t leave you unless to feed water or bread. (Salt helps with nausea)
  • Party in the USA– It’s a sad reality in America that venues rain ones and gunfire in almost equal measure, know all possible (and creative) exits. Always Be Cautious
  • Have a Check-in Time– Accountability Partner or BFF that will keep up with you via text messages if you haven’t checked in by a certain time.
  • Keep Your Phone Charged – You do not want to be lost, phone-less and drunk

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4) Stay Hydrated

Option 1: Bring a bottle of water – Option 2: Water down your drink – OR be sure to drink a glass of water for every drink you have to avoid that next day hangover

Avoid Alcohol Poisoning– Stick to learning how you react to liquor until you know what you can handle…until then max out at two full drinks

OR 3 shots AND QUIT Liquor takes time to hit (it’s not a quick high)

College Party Rules to Getting Cross-Faded: Weed & Liquor Edition

I don’t think getting ‘cross-faded’ or high from alcohol & weed & drugs (or any other combination) is a good idea at all. I am writing this in response to the known fact that over 50% of college students take multiple drugs and or drinks (at once or in a short time period) when they attend parties
Wise Words to Remember

Liquor before beer you’re in the clear

Beer before liquor never sicker

-Mythbusters

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What to Do in Case of Alcohol Poisoning

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Finally…From My Personal Experience

(Only If legal in your area) Weed Before Liquor

Side Note: If you don’t know what you might like, ask what your parents like- sometimes preferences are hereditary but so is alcoholism so watch out

(Crown Apple me Please, Neat)

5 Get a Designated D

Call Lyft – Call Uber – DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE You will never forgive yourself for harming yourself or others

Everyone who reads this must understand that cases circulate all the time with rapists leaving a courtroom marked innocent. Prosecution may argue that justice isn’t served to victims because guilt is so ‘hard to prove’ if it is the perpetrators ‘first offense.’ More likely it is their first time being caught.

I write these words with no insinuation of victim blaming only of first hand knowledge of what no justice feels like. My desire is to keep that terrible knowledge from as many people as possible.

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